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First things first: You be pooping.

Sorry, this blog isn't for you.

You, and everyone you've ever known, will one day die. And that's okay.

Iceland is making me an asshole, and I hope one day it will do it to you, too.

Dicks, man. Dicks are everywhere.

"Damn Daniel, back at it with the white Vans!"

"Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win."